My sister is a sissy,
She’s afraid of dogs and cats,
a toad can give her tantrums,
and she’s terrified of rats,
she screams at things with stingers,
things that buzz and things that crawl,
just a shadow of a spider
sends my sister up the wall.
A lizard makes her shiver,
and a turtle makes her squirm,
she positively cringes
at the prospect of a worm,
she’s afraid of things with feathers,
she’s afraid of things with fur,
she’s scared of almost everything-
how come I’m scared of her?
