Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you
away in the sink
if only a bomb
would explode you to bits
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits
I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark
or wrestle a lion
along in the dark
eat spinach and liver
pet ten porcupines
than tackle the homework
my teacher assigns
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're last on my list
I simply can't see
why you even exist
if you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!
